Saturday, 7 March 2015

Michael (2011) – Schrödinger’s Room

So, back on schedule. Now that the Oscars are finally over, it’s time to stop rambling about many films at once, and revert back to rambling about just one film in particular. Hey, it’s the title of the blog; it’s what you signed up for. I’ve had this particular article in development for literally months, and it’s been the desire to perfect this borderline-essay which caused my long period of inactivity at the end of last year (yeah, that’s the official excuse; I'm sticking with it). So, what was this remarkable film I saw last year that stunned me into transcribed silence? Well, dear readers; let me tell you about a film. A film that goes by the name of Michael.

Michael appears to be somewhat of a hidden gem, because despite having a decent IMDb score of 7.0 (that’s decent considering the kind of film it is), it seems to have flown completely under the radar. No-one I know knew about it and I only found out that it existed whilst skimming through the reviews section of the Radio Times, since by chance it happened to be showing as part of Channel 4’s “Daring Directors” season. Besides that, I haven’t seen or heard any real media attention or any kind of proper recognition of this film’s existence, which is a shame because this film deserves it, for its sheer balls if nothing else. So, I think it’s time I gave this film some praise and publicity (on probably the world’s least visited blog, but oh well), and maybe then I can spread the word on this wonder.

Now, I am willing to bet that within the next few sentences, someone reading this blog will think that this film is some ghastly abomination and needs to be burned at the stake, banned in all countries, blah de blah de blah. You know, the usual knee-jerk reaction possessed by utter twats with minds so narrow they’re practically two-dimensional. Some may just see it as some kind of shock cinema with no real value, made simply because someone had to eventually, or maybe others don’t want to watch something as serious and thought-provoking and would rather stick to their safe zone; consisting of light hearted romcoms starring Bill Nighy. But I implore you to let me change your mind.

Michael is about a paedophile and the relationship he has with a ten-year old boy locked in his basement.

Right, statistically speaking, the only people still reading this are people who are open to and intrigued by daring film ideas. Bravo to you! I know it sounds like a horrible, disturbing film but, and I hope this doesn't make me sound too much like a monster but, that’s kind of what attracted me to the film in the first place.

Now, it’s probably worth explaining that I’m quite a big fan of controversial cinema. Even though I haven’t watched many titles from this subset of motion pictures, I feel particularly drawn to any film which pushes the boundaries of what a film can depict, and challenges our own insecurities by exploring the taboo. While I haven’t seen any of the following, titles such as Pink Flamingos, Flaming Creatures and Salo: 120 Days of Sodom are all pictures which I find intriguing, and hope to watch someday. I'm not particularly fucked up in the head or anything, it’s just that a) I'm not easily disturbed/offended and b) I like films that are different, and try things other, mainstream films wouldn't dare. Which leads me nicely to my next point.

One of the biggest draws is that Hollywood would never make this film. Especially in an industry hell bent on generating money rather than any actual decent content with moral value or artistic expressions or messages. No no, we don’t want to use this incredible art form to enrich our minds and culture, or challenge our own perceptions of this cruel world and explore the vast depths of human existence; more Transformers please. Sarcasm aside, if a film hasn't got the wide, mainstream appeal to generate a nice fat profit on opening weekend, then Hollywood don’t want to hear about it. Which actually benefits the film quite nicely, but I’ll get on to that later.  With a subject as controversial as paedophilia, it’s obvious that this film did not have economic gain in mind during its inception, which is great, because it means there’s only one other reason the film was made; the director wanted to present his thoughts on the topic. So, with that in mind, Michael is a film that actually has heart and soul behind it, rather than financial backing, and that is what makes Michael so powerful.

Michael does not excessively demonize paedophilia, nor does it need to. Anyone with even the slightest moral centre knows that paedophiles are horrible people and that what they do is one of the most awful things it is possible for a human to do. So, Michael does not need to emphasize and exaggerate the titular character as some kind of demonic villain or heinous psychopath, but merely show him as he really is.

Let me explain.

If Hollywood were to make this film, which as previously discussed they wouldn’t, Michael himself would be running around, shouting obscenities, cackling maniacally and eating small puppies for breakfast. Ok, maybe not quite so literally, but that’s the kind of depiction they’d go for, which is just awful. If nothing else, it’s unrealistic, immature and borderline offensive. To treat such a serious issue in such an over-the-top manner is just such an insulting way of dumbing down a serious real world issue so that the average brain dead American can still process it whilst stuffing their face with junk food and pretending not to be racist. Michael understands this, and so presents our antagonist as a fairly average man. Michael knows and knows the viewer knows that paedophiles are horrible, and therefore the viewer is already against Michael from the get-go, therefore leaving no reason to satirise him or demonize him further, and instead focus on his day-to-day existence. That being said, this concept is marginalised slightly by the skiing scene, which felt like a bit of an “everyone laugh at the horrible paedophile as he struggles in the snow” kind of scene: where the plot ground to a halt for a spot of slapstick schaudenfreude, instead of continuing with the lovely, mature attitude set up by the rest of the film, but I’ll let it slide just this once.

From a critical perspective, there’s nothing ground-breaking about Michael; its cinematography, editing, production values, etc. are all as good as you’d expect from this kind of production. Where the film shines is simply in its character relationships: the depiction of Michael and his captive, Wolfgang. As mentioned earlier, Michael is not excessively demonised and is shown to be a fairly average guy on the surface. He works an office job at an insurance company, occasionally hangs out with some drinking buddies (although admittedly he looks rather detached from the experience) and even goes on previously mentioned skiing holidays. We even see that he still stays in close contact with his family, and here we drive towards Michael’s primary, and best presented point.

The overall message of this film is that anyone could be a paedophile. Now I don’t mean that in a paranoid way; I mean that paedophiles can be anyone and anything. They do not have special jobs or a certain appearance or any means of differentiating them from others visually or socially, (besides being a 70’s TV presenter, I suppose) and their horrendous acts could be taking place anywhere, even in your very neighbourhood and you would never know. Going back to my rant on Hollywood, one of the reasons this film would not have done well in a high budget setting is because this entire, crucial aspect of the film would have been completely lost on those over bloated money-powered automatons who run the studio, and they would never dare to present a paedophile in such a balanced and realistic fashion, and couldn’t risk scaring their naïve audience with revealing the unflinching and awful truth of this world, lest they ask for a refund for making their brains do some actual deep thinking for once.

And so, to draw this gushing to some kind of conclusion, I would now like to talk to you about the ending. So, of course, spoilers ahead.

Wolfgang, desperate to escape, waits for Michael to come and check on him, before throwing a kettle full of boiling water into his face. Whilst the audience cringe from this painful scene, Michael manages to stop Wolfgang from escaping, locking him back in the room, and then running off to treat his injuries. Michael ends up driving to the store to get some medication, but crashes en route and dies.

After his funeral, his family come to his house and begin sorting out his possessions. There is no clear indication of how much time has passed since the night of Michael’s death. His mother goes into the basement, many times walking straight past the door which hides Michael’s secret world.

I was tense, and not just because of the ending itself. This film was working towards having an impeccable ending, but just one slip could ruin the whole thing; execution was key. It would seem, however, that fledgling director Markus Schleinzer knows what he’s doing because he hits it out of the park. After several nail biting minutes, the mother finally notices the door, and cautiously, unlocks it, and enters. Cut to black. We don’t see her reaction, we know nothing of the aftermath, and most importantly, we do not know of Wolfgang’s ultimate fate. Some have argued that the film stops here because this is the point at which Michael’s control over Wolfgang ended, but I prefer to liken it to the paradox of Schrödinger’s Cat. Wolfgang is both simultaneously alive and dead, as its all down to the audience’s opinion of how much time has elapsed, whether Wolfgang knew to ration his food supplies properly and, slightly more pivotal perhaps, the viewer’s own optimism. Yeah, I know that’s not quite how the original paradox worked, but that’s the way I like to think of it. Regardless, the ambiguity of this ending is one of the strongest points of the entire film, possibly the strongest point, and Schleinzer’s choice and execution couldn’t be better if he tried.

End of Spoilers

But enough about quantum mechanics; as is probably clear by now, this is an excellent, daring and thought provoking film that challenges the bitter, over-sensitive and unadventurous audiences of today and makes a bold statement about one of the most disgusting current affairs. In my eyes, Michael is a prime example of the kinds of film the industry needs nowadays; powerful, compelling, intelligent, and arguably most important, different. It’s such a shame that this film is such an unknown, because I’d say this is one of the most important pieces of modern cinema, and I think everyone should watch it, at least once. The film isn’t particularly graphic, so if you’re worried about nudity or violence, rest assured, this film would have been a PG/12 if it weren’t for the subject matter. Be warned though, this isn’t the kind of film where you round up your mates and crash on the sofa with a bowl of popcorn; this is a personal experience, best seen on your own on a quiet weekend afternoon. With that in mind, I really hope I’ve inspired at least some of you to open your eyes and mind a tad further and explore some of the juicier fruits cinema has to offer, and if you’re already into these kind of films, then congratulations; you just got a 2000 word film suggestion!

That’s about it for now, but stay tuned, since I’ve already got my next discussion outlined, and let me tell you, my subject matters are not getting any more cheerful. See you next time!

Michael2011 – Markus Schleinzer - German
Score:   9

Recommendation:          High

Friday, 27 February 2015

Oscar Results 2015

Well, the Oscars were announced last Sunday, so while they’re still fresh in our memories, I might as well give a quick follow up post concerning my thoughts on the results. Not much to declare here, so let’s cut to the chase.

Best Picture

I am so glad Birdman won. While I would also have been happy with Whiplash winning this award, I basically just didn't want Boyhood to win. I know that seems a bit harsh, especially since I haven’t seen it yet, but the fact that it came out around half a year ago, went through the whole charade of being nominated for awards left, right and centre and have perfect scores from critics (Metascore is 100), and then had the balls to not really have a proper cinema run over here in the UK, or at least, not near where I live, sort of left a bad taste in my mouth. But I'm sure the film itself is fine. Besides that, it’s also good to see Selma didn't win. I have nothing against the film, but it simply isn't a 2014 release, in my eyes.

Best Actor

Predictions are running well so far, and so consequently I am also happy with Redmayne’s win. Not really much to say here that wasn't really said in my last post, so I guess I’ll leave it at that.

Best Actress

First prediction to go awry. I honestly wasn't expecting Julianne Moore’s performance from Still Alice, as the film seemed a bit too low profile for the Academy to notice, but I'm glad they’re opening their eyes a bit. I personally haven’t seen the film, but it looks very interesting, and based on what I said in my last post about going above and beyond in your role, I would imagine a sufferer of Alzheimer’s to be a challenging role indeed.

To be honest, I'm basically just glad Reese Whitherspoon didn't win for her role in Reese Whitherspoon: The Movie or to go by its alternate title, Give me an Oscar please, featuring Whitherspoon. So, I guess I've got to watch out for those flying pigs.

Best Director

Refer to the ‘Best Picture’ section above.

Best Supporting Actor

Since I wrote my last post, I have finally had the chance to see Whiplash, and it’s pretty damn good. Easily my second favourite film of the year, as long as you still consider it a 2014 release, and one of the things that made it so compelling was J.K. Simmons. If you haven’t seen it yet, be assured, he’s just as good as everyone’s been saying. Really, there was no competition for this category. As great as Edward Norton may have been, I can see Fletcher becoming one of the most memorable characters from this decade of film. Stupendous stuff, and well deserving of the Oscar.

Best Supporting Actress

[Insert frustration pertaining to Boyhood] But seriously, I'm just glad Meryl Streep didn't win. Oh, don’t give me that look; she’s got plenty of Oscars. It might seem a bit weird that I keep wanting certain people to not get Oscars, but as far as I see, preserving the value of an Oscar is just as much about making sure the wrong people don’t get it as it is the right people getting it. In fact, I think they should be able to refuse to give an Oscar out if all the nominations in the category were shit. Of course, that doesn't really apply here, but it’s an idea to consider.

Best Cinematography

You know, despite what I said, it’s actually a slight shame that Whiplash didn't win this. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Birdman rightfully deserved it more, but Whiplash still had some absolutely fantastic cinematography. If it had come out any other year, it would have won the Oscar, but unfortunately it just couldn't compare to Birdman’s one shot illusion. Tough luck, Whiplash. Bravo, Birdman.

Best Animated Film

Big Hero 6 was the deserving winner, although it was the only one of the nominations I've seen, but it was a fantastic film. I've heard some people lament that How to Train Your Dragon 2 didn't win. Personally, I haven’t seen it or it's predecessor yet (don’t worry, I’ll get there in due time) so I can’t really comment. However, Big Hero 6 was better than some of the Best Picture nods, in my eyes, so on that philosophy alone it deserves the win.

Best Visual Effects

Interstellar makes sense. For the Oscar that is, although I suppose the plot is more or less comprehensible, as well. It always brings me joy when a high-concept film uses both computer and practical effects to achieve its visuals; it shows me that there is still hope for the industry to eventually learn that the 100% CGI is not the way to go, and if you combine the two, the end result almost looks real.

Best Sound Mixing / Best Editing

Whiplash was a fantastic film, both emotionally, but almost more so technically. So even though it missed out on the cinematography Oscar, the Academy still decided to make up for it. Whiplash’s strongest technical element besides its cinematography was its editing, and the two went hand in hand to make some chillingly brilliant sequences. Sound mixing seems an odd Oscar to me, since I've never really seen, or heard I suppose, bad sound mixing. It doesn't really seem like the kind of thing that’s a) massively noticeable, relative to other components or b) worth its own award, separate from Best (Sound) Editing. But anyway, Whiplash was a film about music, so I guess that’s grounds for Best Sound Mixing? I don’t know; sound’s not my forte, okay.

And that about wraps it up. Overall, I'm pretty happy with the turnout this year, and also quite happy with how many films I managed to see in the past few months. Judging by my current progress, I'm going to get through a lot of films in 2015, so you’ll be sure to see another one of these posts next year. In the meantime, it’s back to regular film discussions next time, and I've got a film lined up that I am just about ready to gush about from every orifice. So, that’s something to look forward to.


Although not for the cleaners, I guess.

Monday, 19 January 2015

Oscar Nominations 2015

Well, the news has finally broken; the Oscar nominations have been announced. And with a month or two left for film fans to bicker back and forth on who should win, it’s only traditional I should throw my hat into the ring, and give you my take on things. So, just briefly, I'm going to be running down for each of the major categories the film I want to win, and which film will most likely win, with reasons attached. I'm not going to cover the entire cavalcade of categories, because I mean really, who cares about the Oscar for best costume design?

Best Picture

Who I want to win: Birdman

Oh Birdman, why couldn't you have come out slightly earlier? If anyone was looking through my Top 5 of 2014, feeling that a lot of the entries were a bit lacklustre, it’s because they were. Had I have actually seen Birdman last year, or if it had even been fucking released in Britain last year, I would have given it my film of the year position, in place of The Imitation Game. But I guess we can’t change our past. Birdman is a film I find rather difficult to describe; it’s really something that should just be seen rather than explained to someone. The one thing I can talk about though is the cinematography. Some may have heard, but the majority of Birdman is presented as if it were one, continuous two-hour take, with no edits (of course, being an editor, I noticed where the cuts were; namely when the camera passed behind an object and the frame went to blackout for a fraction of a second). Anyway, I personally love these ‘oners’, and from that cinematography standpoint alone, this film had me captivated. The story is also tragic and personal, and supported by an absolutely stellar cast. There’s really not much to complain about here, and I think it’s time something with as much ambition and unique identity as this gem received some well-deserved Oscars.

Who will probably win: Boyhood

Haven’t seen it yet. I would have, but every time I've gone to the cinema recently, it doesn't seem to be on. Odd. Anyway, it sounds interesting. I'm not sure if I’d like it more than Birdman, but it’s certainly an ambitious concept, and it looks like the Academy’s just about ready to shoot its load right into Boyhood’s smug little face, so all the power to it.

Best Actor

Who I want to win: Eddie Redmayne – Stephen Hawking (The Theory of Everything)

I've never been able to really notice good or bad acting as such. Even as an actor myself (I've actually been an actor three times as long as I've been a film buff), I still find that acting is acting, and outside of particular examples, I normally can’t tell. So for me, I think this award should go to someone who has to go above and beyond for their role. The Theory of Everything charts the life of Stephen Hawking, the legendary physicist, and his relations with his first wife. Of course, Hawking suffered from Motor Neurone Disease, and is nowadays hooked up to a wheelchair, unable to move much more than his hand, and the film, inevitably, must chart this decay from fairly energetic young man all the way through the difficult stages of paralysis until wheelchair bound, and that is by no means an easy feat for any actor. But Redmayne pulls it off spectacularly with plenty of emotion and believability, to the point it feels like you really are seeing this man struggling to live. It’s not every day you see a performance of this kind, let alone executed so well, and so I think this stand-out performance needs some stand-out recognition.

Who will probably win: Michael Keaton – Riggan (Birdman)

It’s hard to say who the academy will vote for. Steve Carell in Foxcatcher looks half dead in the trailer and I haven’t seen American Sniper yet, so I don’t know about Bradley Cooper. Cumberbatch, Keaton and Redmayne were all excellent in their respective roles, and if able to I’d want all three to get Oscars. My gut says Keaton will probably get the Oscar though, but it honestly could go either way.

Best Actress

Who I want to win: Felicity Jones – Jane Hawking (The Theory of Everything)

My earlier mentioned ignorance of ‘good’ acting combined with the fact I've only seen one of the titles from the nominations so far, makes this a struggle to choose. While I may just be going with Jones because hers is the only performance I actually saw, she is also very deserving of it. The Theory of Everything is an incredibly emotional piece by default, but it’s really kept aloft by its acting talent, and the previously mentioned Redmayne as well as Jones both contribute so much character to the film. In particular, Jones’s character must endure so much grief to see her husband slowly degrade, having to evolve from wife to carer, and we see as her life becomes more and more of a tragic struggle. I thought considering this role, her acting was spot on, and I think it should deserve some recognition.

Who will probably win: Reese Witherspoon – Cheryl (Wild)

As previously mentioned, I haven’t seen any of these films besides The Theory of Everything, so I don’t even have an opinion on this. So instead, I'm going to talk about the lump of Oscar bait that people refer to as Wild. Not seen it, because it’s literally only just been released here, but I've seen the trailer a couple of times and, just, eugh. I'm surprised they didn't just rename the film ‘Give Witherspoon an Oscar, please’. Featuring sterling performances from Witherspoon and a bunch of other people you don’t care about, the film concerns Reese Witherspoon going for a walk, and that’s about all you’ll gather from the trailer, since it’s too busy showing Witherspoon chewing the scenery to actually give us any idea of what the film will be about. It’s not like she doesn't already have an Oscar; if anyone should be doing this kind of film it should be poor Mr Dicaprio. But maybe the Academy aren't as naïve as I keep making them out to be. Maybe they’ll catch on and give the Oscar to someone more deserving. And maybe pigs really can fly.


Best Supporting Actor

Who I want to win: Edward Norton – Mike (Birdman)
Oh my god, Norton’s voice has actually broken! For context, over my Christmas holiday, I decided to watch American History X for the first time (family friendly Christmas viewing, of course) and I was taken aback by just how high pitched Norton’s voice is. Here we see this neo-Nazi skinhead, standing proudly with his muscles on display, hands on head with Swastika showing proudly, striking fear into the hearts of every mortal in the near vicinity. Then he speaks. Ok, it’s not exactly chipmunk level, but it’s higher than you’d expect coming out of a body like that. After I made this revelation, I just couldn't take him seriously during any of his hate speeches; he sounded like a 12 year old having a hissy fit over not getting what he wants. But I digress. In Birdman, Norton plays an influential and brilliant actor, who also happens to be a complete and total perfectionist, and demands the same from everyone else involved. He really is enthralling to watch, and his character is a great rival for Riggan, as they continue to piss each other off until the only way to sort it out is a tighty-whitey fighty, which is how I am going to refer to that scene from now on. And as previously mentioned, he finally sounds like he’s grown a pair. Hooray for all.
Who will probably win: J.K. Simmons – Fletcher (Whiplash)
I would love to have seen this film, but it, like Wild, has also only just come out here at time of writing. Although now it has been released, I'm definitely going to try and catch a showing. Anyway, I’ve heard exceptional things about Simmons’s performance, and would love to have seen it by now. Since everyone is already gushing over him, I’d be surprised if the academy ducked out and gave it to someone else.

Best Supporting Actress

Who I want to win: Keira Knightley/Emma Stone – Joan Clarke/Sam – (The Imitation Game/Birdman)
Honestly, I’d be happy with either. Both had excellent roles, and both performed them brilliantly. Knightley, taking a similar route to Felicity Jones, portrayed the wife and friend of Alan Turing in The Imitation Game, and like with The Theory of Everything, the combination of her and Cumberbatch deliver the tragic storyline with emotional resonance, which may have nearly almost moved me to seriously consider shedding a tear. Yeah, get over it. Although, I guess that is slightly irrelevant, as it was more Cumberbatch that moved me rather than Knightley. Anyway. Equally, in Birdman, Stone delivers a surprisingly good performance as Riggan’s rebellious yet loving daughter Sam. That sounds a bit harsh on reflection, and I’ll be honest, I’d sort of written Stone off as a bit of eye candy to get the ticket sales off of horny teenage boys. Essentially like Megan Fox only actually attractive and, as I have now found out, not a shit actor. I mean, I've seen her in Zombieland and The Amazing Spider Man 2, but there she was pretty much filling the eye candy quota. But now that I've seen her in a more adult and serious piece, she’s actually quite a believable and engaging actress, and while she’s only really playing a stereotype, she does enough with the role to make her stand out as human character, with flaws and goals. What’s more, the relationship between father and daughter, and mother come to think of it, is very believable, and doesn't feel forced at all, which film families often do in lesser productions. So yeah. Either one deserves it.
Who will probably win: Meryl Streep – Witch (Into the Woods)
Well, I haven’t seen Boyhood, as previously discussed, so I have no idea how Arquette fared in that, and I never even noticed not-Witherspoon in Wild, she just blended in amongst the rest of the not-Witherspoon cast, in order to make more room for Witherspoon to act at people in hopes for an Oscar. So, I guess it’s either Knightley, Stone or Streep.

Has anyone seen Meryl Streep’s IMDb page? Apparently, she’s won 3 Oscars, and has received “Another 163 wins & 239 nominations”. I know, it’s crazy. For comparison, Knightley has been nominated for 2 Oscars and received “Another 28 wins & 68 nominations.” I mean, I realise Meryl Steep has been acting for a lot longer, but how is she getting this many nominations so easily? Only explanation; Streep is in cahoots with the Academy. Either that or the board members are just running out of ideas. "OK, so we've got Knightley, Stone, Arquette and not-Whitherspoon; we need one more. What? Streep? Yeah, that'll do."
And now, a quick run-down of some of the remaining categories.

Best Director

Who I want to win: Alejandro González Iñárritu (Birdman)
Who will probably win: Richard Linklater/Wes Anderson (Boyhood/The Grand Budapest Hotel)

Best Original Screenplay

Who I want to win: Nightcrawler (Dan Gilroy) – I mean come on, Nightcrawler deserves something, doesn't it?
Who will probably win: The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson & Hugo Guiness)

Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

Who I want to win: The Theory of Everything (Anthony McCarten)
Who will probably win: Whiplash (Damien Chazelle)

Best Cinematography

Who I want to win: Emmanuel Lubezki (Birdman)
Who will probably win: Emmanuel Lubezki (Birdman)
I swear to God, if he doesn't get the Oscar, I'm going to be thoroughly pissed. (Also, why has Ida got two of these nominations?)

Best Visual Effects

Who I want to win: Interstellar (The one Oscar it does deserve)
Who will probably win: Interstellar
So, to bring this post to a close, I’d like to quickly give you my impression of the Oscars. The Oscars should be a ceremony to commemorate the very best that film has to offer, and give out recognition to the productions and teams working behind them that deserve it. But nowadays, the Oscars have become yet another soulless marketing ploy. Films are created and released right before Oscar season, with mature story-lines but often devoid of any true meaning, but just with the illusion of depth to score it Oscars at the Academy, who clearly haven’t caught on yet. Probably the prime example of this ‘Oscar-bait’ is last year’s best picture winner 12 Years a Slave, a film about slavery whose only reason for existence seems to be to get said award. “Oh look, it’s about slavery and based on a book that’s based on real life. That’s all it needs to qualify!” Even though there have been plenty of films made about racism and slavery, which would be fine if 12 Years added anything to the genre. But it doesn't. I watched 12 Years a Slave, and I don’t think there was a single point made by the film that wasn't already made in Django Unchained not to mention all the other films it surely borrowed from. Shit, they even have similar scenes; the whipping scene in particular being almost a shot for shot rip-off of Django. My point is, 12 Years didn't really do enough to distinguish it as a notable film, yet critics and the Academy queued up around the block to suck on its balls, even though there were other films that year which deserved their attention.
My point is that while some of these films may be good, and often are, there’s still many who shamelessly only exist to get awards and not for the reason films are supposed to be made in the first place; entertain their audience or even make a point. The other annoyance is release dates. Almost all of these Oscar worthy pictures have come out in only the last three or so months, and that is unacceptable. There is an entire twelve month stretch they could utilise, but no, release it right at the end of the year so that it only barely counts as a 2014 release and so that its fresh in everyone’s mind when Oscar season rolls around, even though a truly Oscar-worthy film should be good enough and insightful enough to stay with you months, even years after watching it, which just highlights how forgettable some of the obvious Oscar bait can be. Anyway, the problem is that all of these films will come out incredibly late over here in the UK, most not materializing until January. I have no idea why, it’s not like they have to re-edit them to be more British or dub them or anything. How can I possibly make a Top 5 of 2014 blog post, when almost all of 2014’s best films aren't even here until 2015?! And with the Oscars announced at the end of February, this gives film buffs like me, who have other commitments by the way, only about two months to try and catch up on the numerous releases. And they’re still only just trickling out of the Hollywood floodgates as we speak, with Whiplash and American Sniper being released last Friday and Big Hero 6 and Selma still to come. I've been lucky enough to have some extra free time over the past weeks than I normally would, which I've used to make a feeble attempt at a catch-up, watching titles like Birdman and The Theory of Everything, but there’s no way I’ll be able to watch everything I want to by the time February 22nd rolls around.

But that’s just my ramblings. Good luck to all the nominated people and pictures, especially my picks, and may Birdman, er, I mean, may the best films win.